
The big night is finally here! The stars are walking down the red carpet, the accountants have the results locked up in those "Deal or No Deal" briefcases, and all of the Friends of the Blog have gotten their picks in for my annual Oscar pool. There's some good stuff in there - we're all unanimous on many of the categories, but pretty much *none* of the big ones! Other than the apparent lock for Heath Ledger, we're all over the place in the acting, screenplay, directing and best picture categories. So this pool could be surprising!
This year I'm going to try something new -- I'm going to attempt to live-blog this evening, so stay tuned! I'll try to publish at commercials or other big (or boring) moments, and I welcome comments at any time. Here's hoping for a great evening!
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8:01 pm - I made it through the E pre-show wilderness, somehow I made it throu--ou--ough. Not bad - Ryan Seacrest is actually pretty good at being Mr. Entertainment, and I just ignored Giulana and Jay mostly.
Now it's time for the official ABC pre-show. Kate Winslet = gorgeous. Josh Brolin = orange. Amy Adams = also gorgeous, and give it up for wearing red! SJP = oh, look, another princess couture gown. Snooze. And Matthew is looking OLD! Taraji P. Henson = Beautiful and seems so happy. Frank Langella = I can't look at him without remembering seeing him run naked in
Lolita. Eeek. Brangelina = Classy, thank goodness.
Ha! Love the Tim Gunn flashback to Bjork's Swan Nightmare and Cher's crazy Bob Mackie dress. But I'm a little sad that so far no one seems to be a fashion disaster. The entire
Slumdog cast seems so happy, and I'm glad the little kids were able to come. They really made the movie, IMHO. Mickey Rourke = it is touching to have his beloved chihuahua who passed away on his necklace. It's sad to lose a pet, no matter who you are.
High School Musical kids? I'm too old for this whole phenom. Robert Downey Jr. looks all cleaned-up and classy. Viola Davis = not only does her performance rock, I think she's got my favorite dress of the night. She looks gorgeous! Miley Cyrus? I'm too old for her whole shtick, too. Anne Hathaway = part of that off-white trend that I'm not loving so far.
Funny little accountant montage before introducing the Price WaterhouseCoopers guys. That must be the best gig in all of accounting land. :-) Meryl Streep = an idol, but why does she always wear gray? Her daughter was funny - "Oh, I've been here before..." Even the 2nd generation Streep is used to being on the red carpet! Penelope Cruz = gorgeous, and vintage, but still that off-white color. Does it play better in person than on tv? Richard Jenkins = aww, I just wanna be friends with him. And... Jack Black at the bar. Love that he points out how awkward this all is. Marisa Tomei = who will always be Maggie in
A Different World to me. Another gown where I can't tell what the color is. And...back at the bar with Seth Rogen, Leslie Mann, and Judd Apatow. One final montage and then it's on to the big show!
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8:30 pm - THE SHOW BEGINS!
Oooh, the new set kinda reminds of those toys you'd get at the Ice Capades in the 80's, with those filaments that would all light up different colors at the end. Know what I mean?
Hugh Jackman -- he was a good Tonys host, let's see how he does here. The self-deprecating Australia joke was pretty funny, with the recession-New Zealand chaser. Ok, I *LOVE* the school play-esque recession-proof opening number! I'm surprised he could get a little racy and snarky in those lyrics. And look, Anne Hathaway can sing! "I am a Slumdog, I am a Wrestler, I'll rent The Reader, I'm Wolverine!" And then a Meryl Streep - 15 noms - steroids joke?? Okay, in my bonus questions for the pool I had the last question of "Will Hugh Jackman rock or suck?" So far, I'm leaning towards the former.
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS - Nice montage, and what a great group of presenters! Eva-Marie Saint, Whoopi Goldberg, Tilda Swinton, Goldie Hawn, and Anjelica Houston! Ok, if they do this for every single category the night is going to drag on until Tuesday. And the Oscar goes to...
Penelope Cruz. She was the odds-on fave, but I was rooting for Viola!
8:52 pm - and we're back. And it feels like we're already behind. Let's start giving out some more awards!
Tina Fey & Steve Martin - great writers' setup, funnier than their episode of
30 Rock earlier this year. Snap! A Scientology smackdown! :-)
BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY - This one's coming down to
Milk or
WALL-E I think, and I'd be happy with either. And the Oscar goes to....Dustin Lance Black for
Milk!!! Woohoo! That's the one I voted for. I'm putting for it for Best Picture, too. DLB's speech about the inspiration of Harvey Milk was very touching, even though Harvey's work isn't done yet.
BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY - Steve Martin's "DON'T fall in love with me" is the line of the night, so far. I voted for
Doubt here but think it could be the first major
Slumdog win. And the Oscar goes to...
Slumdog Millionaire. Is this the start of a trend for the night? Funny opening to the speech - "The Moon, the South Pole, the Miss World podium, and...here."
Jennifer Aniston & Jack Black - bring out the comedians to give a snarky intro to the animation films, with a good Dreamworks vs. Pixar dig. So what is this 2008 "Movie Yearbook" - is this necessary? Don't we all know the nominated films by now? I mean, if someone's watching the Oscars aren't they probably already paying attention? Whatevs, time for a great
WALL-E clip.
ANIMATED FEATURE - There's no question here, right? And the Oscar goes to...my new favorite movie of the year,
WALL-E. Look at that - Andrew Stanton played Barnaby in
Hello Dolly in high school. Further proof that we need to support the arts in schools!
ANIMATED SHORT - This has gotta be Pixar's
Presto, right? Those poor other films don't seem to have a chance against the Pixar powerhouse. WHOA! Never mind, a shocker! The winner is
Le Maison En Petits Cubes. Well, "Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto" indeed!
9:15 pm And we're back from commercial and I have a big glass of chilled riesling. Yum.
ART DIRECTION - SJP and James Bond presenting? That's an odd pair. In our pool, this category is evenly split between
The Dark Knight and
Benjamin Button. And the Oscar goes to...
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Dang. I voted for Gotham City for this and several other techie awards. Does that spell doom for me in my own pool?
If I ever win an Oscar, I hope I do it solo so I get that whole time to make the speech myself. It would suck to be the second of a team and get played off.
COSTUME DESIGN - There's a big debate about how period movies have always had an advantage here cuz it's so visible, whereas costume design for contemporary films is harder to judge. And the Academy says....
The Duchess. Yep, fancy, frilly period piece wins again.
MAKEUP - They're putting SJP and Daniel Craig to work! Three awards so far? At least it keeps it moving. Here, almost our entire pool picked
Benjamin Button. I had picked
The Dark Knight but changed it today - I hope that was the right thing to do! And the Oscar goes to... yes, I was right!
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.
The kid from
Twilight and the girl from
Mamma Mia! (better known as the dead girl from
Veronica Mars) present a "Movie Yearbook" on romance in 2008. Hmmm. Again, necessary? I guess so for a shot of Javier Bardem saying we should "make love." Muy caliente! And is that a new U2 song I hear? I have the album pre-ordered, I hope it comes soon! Oh look, there's that bird on Carrie Bradshaw's head again... soon to be seen in the Movie Yearbook for 2008's fashion mistakes. ;-)
9:31 pm - we're back, and Hugh continues us on the journey of making the film - now on to cinematography.
CINEMATOGRAPHY - Natalie Portman looks gorgeous, and apparently Ben Stiller is doing his best Joaquin Phoenix impersonation! That's all gotta be a hoax, right? A Hasidic meth lab, indeed. Our pool has a definite favorite... And the Oscar goes to...
Slumdog Millionaire. Yay! That was our pick.
9:38 pm - We're back for Jessica Biel wearing a horribly unflattering bag-dress to talk about the Sci-Tech awards. Resume drinking riesling. And now another commercial, really? It was only 2 minutes!
A Note on the Commercials -- this year, due to the recession, the Academy/ABC actually reduced the price for ad time, and for the first time in years they have lifted the ban on having movie advertisements shown. We just saw an ad for the new Jamie Foxx/Robert Downey Jr. movie
The Soloist, and I don't think that takes anything away from the telecast. The earlier ad about Nicolas Cage as a scientist figuring out the world's mysteries in
Knowing? That took away from our souls.
9:42 pm - Back with a Judd Apatow
Pineapple Express sketch. More
Reader jokes! Seth Rogen and James Franco review the movies that *weren't* nominated. Love the ABBA tribute. :-) I really want to see their movie, but it's stuck on stupid very long wait on Netflix. Ah, I get it, that was the 2008 Comedy Yearbook. Much better when done as a sketch.
LIVE ACTION SHORT - Funny stuff with the DP. And the Oscar goes to...
Toyland. Apparently Franco doesn't speak German, nor do I. :-)
9:52 pm - Hugh's back, and he's loving musicals. Showman time... And the always over-sequined Beyonce. Oh, and she's singing "At Last!" Somewhere Etta James is throwing something at the tv. And are those the HSM kids? And Amanda Seyfriend and the other Mamma Mia guy? The other 4 weren't really needed, in my opinion, but Hugh and Beyonce are a good pair for a big, old-fashioned musical number.
10:01 pm and we've only given out 10 awards. 14 left to go, plus the honorary stuff. Let's get a move on!
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR - Here we go with another montage of winners and 5 presenters. This time, we've got Christopher Walken, Kevin Kline, Cuba Gooding Jr, Alan Arkin, and Joel Gray. Wait who won this last year? Wasn't it Javier Bardem? Where is his hotness??? And Alan Arkin just totally screwed up Philip Seymour Hoffman's name. Serves him right for wearing that stupid knit cap. Joel Grey's tribute to Josh Brolin was great, and Cuba was finally funny again talking to Robert Downey Jr. ("The brothers need to work!") but we all know who this award is going to. Kevin Kline's tribute was well-said. And the Oscar goes to...
Heath Ledger, accepted by his family. Not a lot of dry eyes in the Kodak.
DOCUMENTARY FEATURE - I just watched 2 nominees in this category this weekend, and I agree
Man on Wire is a great story with a crazy, eminently watchable subject. I also watched Herzog's Antarctica film, which was good but not great. Bill Maher - whose own doc
Religulous is also on long wait in my queue - presents... the Oscar to...
Man on Wire. Every single person in our pool picked it! And - there's crazy Phillipe! He wins the award for being the only crazy Frenchman to ever balance the Oscar on his chin on stage.
DOCUMENTARY SHORT - Sadly I missed all of these this year, so I just went with
Entertainment Weekly's pick. And the Oscar goes to...
Smile Pinki. Not EW's pick! Only one person in the pool got that right, and I happen to know she picked it just cuz she liked the title best. :-)
How'd Jimmy Kimmel get Tom Cruise to do his commercial?
10:22 pm - Hugh's back again, and now we're on to postproduction in our film-making journey, showcased in the 2008 Action Movie Yearbook. It's like summer all over again, car chases and gun fights and flying superheroes galore.
Will Smith makes quite an entrance, and even Mr. Billion-Dollar Box Office still has those goofy ears. :-)
VISUAL EFFECTS - I'm in the minority here, rooting for
TDK over
BB, but I'm afraid..... The Oscar goes to... crap.
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button seems to be getting the technical love tonight, and that's my bad for picking
The Dark Knight in those categories.
SOUND EDITING - I picked
WALL-E for the sound categories, go, go, go adorable animated movie! And the Oscar goes to...
The Dark Knight. Crapola. I had that as my pick until yesterday, when I finally watched
WALL-E. I'm slowly sinking in my own pool...
SOUND MIXING - I'm still rooting for that little robot movie! And the Oscar goes to...
Slumdog Millionaire. Yep, still sinking.
Will Smith jokes about how he's still giving away awards, but frankly I'm okay with this cuz it goes faster than bringing out new presenters each time. Makes up for the time suck of those acting presentations.
FILM EDITING - Here again I chose
TDK, which I'm sure means
Slumdog will win. And the Oscar goes to...
Slumdog Millionaire. Okay, fine. I enjoyed the movie, too, I just didn't think it would win all of these tech categories.
7 more awards to go, I believe, plus the tribute to Jerry Lewis. HEY LADY!
Eddie Murphy! Wow, I kinda actually forgot about him. He's presenting the humanitarian award to
Jerry Lewis. Eddie's a pretty good presenter. He should stop doing those crazy movies he's doing and try some more dramatic roles, I'd go watch him. With all these clips of telethons, it reminds me that growing up I just always thought of Jerry Lewis as the telethon guy. It probably wasn't until I was in my teens until I knew he'd been a major comedian himself. That was life before cable, I guess. And now Jerry finally gets his Oscar. Thank you, Jerry, for keeping your speech short!!!
10:50 pm - Okay, Hugh, time to roll out the big awards. But first, the musical interludes.
MUSIC - SCORE - Really, Zac Efron and Alicia Keys? Is she wondering who the heck this little guy is? But I love her purple dress! On to the cateogry...Another one where I'm pulling for
WALL-E. And the Oscar goes to...A. R. Rahman for
Slumdog Millionaire. This really should teach me to not pick with my heart. I'm now tied for 2nd-to-last in my own pool. :-(
And now the original song nominees in a medley...
not featuring Peter Gabriel. I voted for "Jai Ho" here cuz I loved that big Bollywood dance number, but I'd be happy with either
Slumdog song winning. But why are there only 3 nominees here? There can be 5, right, so why no Bruce? And good for John Legend for being a team player and singing, frankly better than old Pete has been sounding lately.
MUSIC - ORIGINAL SONG - And the Oscar goes to..."Jai Ho" from
Slumdog Millionaire. Hooray! I finally picked one right!
11:05 pm - keep it moving, Hugh. We're getting tired.
Liam Neeson and Frida Pinto? Another interesting pair, but they both look great. God, she's gorgeous. Is she really dating her 18-year-old costar?
FOREIGN LANGUAGE - Our pool is split between
The Class and
Waltz with Bashir. I haven't seen any of these... yet. And the Oscar goes to...
Departures (Japan). Wow, none of us got that.
11:10 pm - Queen Latifah is presenting the In Memoriam montage. I like it as a song - "I'll Be Seeing You" - instead of just the photo slideshow. Paul Newman definitely won the Kodak audience clap-o-meter, with Sydney Pollack just behind. So why didn't they include Heath Ledger? The new floating screens thing made it HARD to read on a tv at home, btw!
11:18 pm - Hugh's announcing Sid Ganis's retirement as President of the Academy. I've actually met him. He's about my height.
Reese Witherspoon - not so into that blue and black weird strapped dress she's wearing.
BEST DIRECTOR - Here I did pick
Slumdog so Danny Boyle better better freakin' bring home the gold. He makes everything from heroin movies to zombie movies to inspirational triumph of the human heart movies, come on! And the Oscar goes to.... Danny Boyle for
Slumdog Millionaire. Whoohoo! Or is it Tigger bounding up to that podium?
Hmmm, just a few categories to go... there's a likely winner in our pool but the 3 remaining big categories could still shake things up! This year's pool is interesting - we have a much wider gap between the leader and the last this year, which might mean that there is a wider range of pics sharing all of the awards? Or that we made more blind guesses this year?
11:24 pm - Big Time!
BEST ACTRESS - And our 5 memory lane presenters are Sophia Loren, Shirley MacLaine, Halley Berry, Nicole Kidman, and Marion Coutillard. Don't really love any of their dresses. Okay, here's where this gimmick works, cuz the crowd is loving this lineup. Shirley's tribute to Anne Hathaway came off as pretty authentic, nice. These tributes do make it much more exciting to be nominated. Kate has my vote in this category, though I haven't seen her movie, but I also adore Meryl so I'd be happy with either of them winning. And the Oscar goes to...
Kate Winslet. Woohoo! That's my girl! Now don't lose it up there... Gather...No, it's not a shampoo bottle now! I love her telling Meryl to suck it up. :-)
BEST ACTOR - Presented by Robert DeNiro, Ben Kingsley, Anthony Hopkins, Adrien Brody, and Michael Douglas. Wow, that's a line-up! Now this may just be the most hotly-contested race of the night, and while I wish Mickey well I am rooting for Sean Penn all the way. He's arrogant and dour, sure (and sexy as hell), but his embodiment of Harvey Milk was transformational. DeNiro's tribute to Penn was hilarious, btw. And the Oscar goes to... woohoo!!!!
Sean Penn!!! Now let's get ready for some politics in his speech. "I do know how hard I make it to appreciate me, often," now that's funny, "you commie, homo-loving, sons of guns." Down with Prop 8! But, did he thank his wife???
BEST PICTURE - Out trots Steven Spielberg in the obligatory "Hollywood Heavyweight" role of presenting this final category. This is a strange montage, linking all the current noms with the films that came before them. It's looking like
Slumdog's night, but I am still rooting for
Milk especially in light of Sean Penn's win. And the Oscar goes to...
Slumdog Millionaire.
And there we have it.
Slumdog takes home 8 Oscars, and that's gotta be more than any one film has one in a while. That without any acting nods, which is always a bit controversial when a film wins Best Picture without any performances singled out. What do folks think about that?
So Hugh is able to call it a night *before* midnight, which feels pretty good.
We have a definite winner in the pool, no tie-breakers even needed -- and I'll announce that and all our fun stats tomorrow! Good night!