I was bored on the bus tonight, and suddenly found myself remembering my early celebrity crushes... you know, those gorgeous guys that stared at you longingly from posters on your wall, or pictures taped up on the inside of your locker door. Sigh. That's the stuff preteen dreams were made of!
My earliest crushes make me laugh these days. Remember when
Ricky "The Rickster" Schroeder was the coolest thing around? I used to daydream that he was my boyfriend... the raciest those fantasies ever got was that he would come to my school and walk the halls with me holding my hand!
Sixth grade was a big year for me, as that was when we finally had lockers.
Oooh, let the magazine clipping begin! I *couldn't wait* for the latest issue of
Teen Beat every week, so I could clip out every single picture there was of Mr.
Pritikin himself,
Kirk Cameron.

My middle school crushes lasted through early high school, and for a while the total love of my life was that quintessential '80's Jersey Boy,
Jon Bon Jovi. I felt a real connection to him, you know,
cuz he had the same birthday as my brother (March 2). See, we were destined to be soul mates! I swear, at one point I had memorized every bit of trivia ever printed about him, and this was way before the days of
Wikipedia.
I had a whole folder of magazine photos of him, and I had this actual
Rolling Stone cover hanging on my wall! Look at him, those smoldering eyes, that dreamy crispy crunchy hair! While it still makes me look twice nowadays to recognize him without all that hair, I do have to give
JonBon props, as he has aged very well. Still a sexy man!

When I wasn't dreaming of seeing a million faces and rocking them all, I was obsessing over a certain soulful singer who's become a bit of an archetype in my life. Once "Faith" came out in 1987 !!!!, I was a total goner.
George Michael, what a heart throb! Ah, my first gay crush. AND my first Greek crush. Mr. "I Want Your Sex" is just a harbinger of things to come, trust me...
For most of high school, I refrained from putting up celeb pics in favor of real-life guys and candid friends shots. Plus, by then I was more into bands like U2 and
Depeche Mode, and it just was
not cool to put posters of them in your locker.
Puh-
leeze, how conformist and mainstream. Scoff!
College meant more posters on the wall, and I'm proud to say I was not one of those "Waterlilies" or "Precious Moments" or "French bistro" girls. I can't remember all the posters I had up, but I know U2,
Depeche Mode, and Madonna were in the mix. (Posters in your dorm room were infinitely cooler than clippings in your locker, so I was proud to display the bands by then.) Still, these weren't exactly celebrity crushes, it was more about putting a little personality up on the walls.
Grad school... I don't think I had any celeb stuff anywhere. I had a real grown-up apartment by this time, and was having fun decorating for real.
But, once I started working.... I learned the joys of doing image searches on the Internet. So as the locker door was to the 1980's, the computer desktop was to the 2000's!
After I saw the original "
Wuthering Heights" I just had to put up a pic of the astoundingly gorgeous young
Laurence Olivier. Take a look at him... those eyes! Those cheekbones!

After having Sir Larry up on the screen for about a year, I saw "Gosford Park." Oh. My. God. That is when I first discovered Mr. Clive Owen. And onto the screen he goes...

Noticing the trend here? Way back to Mr. George Michael, I'm a sucker for brooding foreigners... Give me a furrowed brow, a tortured soul, and a sexy accent and I'm done. This is not a trend that has served me well, alas, but I'm willing to hang onto it in just the celebrity arena. I do not wanna give up on Clive!
So what of my pinups now? As you know, over the last few years I've taken up photography as a hobby, so now my real walls and my computer desktop have become gallery space for my own images. That means I have to use this here little blog for my pinups these days. So, for good measure, I give you....

SAWYER!!!!! Seriously, it doesn't get any hotter than that. Have I finally broken free of my brooding foreigners and gone back to my good old American shaggy-haired roots? One can only hope.
What about you, trusty readers? Who were your teen pinups??? Come on, dish!