These are blatantly cribbed from a CNN article about Katrina and comedy, which makes some interesting comparisons between the reaction to 9/11 and the past few weeks. More evidence that the media is no longer giving the Bush team a free pass?
Q: What's Bush's position on Roe v. Wade?
A: He doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.
"Michael Brown, the director of FEMA, was nominated by President Bush in 2003 and plans to start the job any day now." -- Jon Stewart
"Experts say it could take 80 days to drain all of the flood water out of New Orleans. When President Bush heard this he said, '80 days, that's half a vacation.' " -- Conan O'Brien
"He could have started planning on Saturday when the radar showed that a hurricane was going to hit the city, but Bush thinks that the jury is still out on weather forecasting." -- Bill Maher
"To his credit, President Bush did respond quickly and he did send troops as soon as he found out Louisiana had oil." -- Jay Leno
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