Aw, shucks.

I didn't win the Powerball jackpot. I didn't even get more than 1 number. George Carlin has said that the lottery is "a tax on stupid people." I only play when the jackpots are ridiculously huge, like over $100 million, but so far it's still been just a waste. I guess it is worth the few bucks to give me a day or so of dreaming. That $340 million certainly could've made my day!